It is a good thing Keegan only drives pedal powered vehicles.
As we left the grocery store he said, “People in the parking lot have to be careful so we don’t bump them with the car.”
I explained that we need to be careful so they aren’t bumped!
He said, “We don’t want to run over anyone except naughty people and yucky people.”
I asked, “We shouldn’t run over anyone. But who are the “yucky people”?”
He replied, “People who are mean to ‘Anna or Kierie.”
I then asked if he knew anyone who was mean to Keianna or Kieran. He shook his head, “No. But if there are any, they should watch out so we don’t run over them.”
Again I reminded him that we shouldn’t run over anyone–not even imaginary, mean-naughty people. (He only seemed half convinced.)
Be afraid. Be very afraid.