Conversation between my eldest two daughters en route to piano lessons today:
Kendra askes, “Kaira, would you rather be dead or fired?”
Kaira: “Dead I guess.”
Kendra, “Yeah. Dead is better. Fired would be fine after you got dead, but it wouldnt be fun till you got all the way dead and went to heaven.”
After a bit more conversation it was apparent that both children think “fired” means burned by flames!